14. Brother, youre going to do GREAT here., Thor:[aboard the Commodore]Where are the weapons?Valkyrie:There arent any! As far as your nanny cops know, youre still at home. 15. Cause I totally know CPR!, Thor:Hammer! [Peter walks into the room]Whats up, dickwad? Luckily for us, he continued to be hilarious. tags: comics , inspirational , marvel , marvel-comics , stan-lee. Thats when you [draws his finger across his throat in a cutthroat gesture]Drax:Why would I want to put my finger on his throat?Peter Quill:No, thats the symbol for slicing his throat.Drax:I would not slice his throat, I would cut his head clean off.Peter Quill:Its a general expression for you killing somebody. No!Rocket:He thinks you want him to wear it as a hat.Yondu:[angrily]Thats not what I said!Groot:I am Groot.Rocket:Hes relieved you dont want him to.Groot:I am Groot.Rocket:He hates hats.Groot:I am Groot.Rocket:On anyone, not just himself.Groot:I am Groot.Rocket:[to Yondu]One minute you think someone has a weird-shaped head, the next minute its just because you realize part of that head is the hat. Stay here. Then I passed out. Were family. Youre DONE! I would very much like to go there, please. You do not have to walk through it You can run. Patrick Ness 2. "You are graduating from. These are just a few of my favorite qualities about you, Mom! I lost my hammer like, yesterday so thats still pretty fresh. Stephen Strange:I-I-I was just doing exactly what it said in the book!Wong:And what did the book say about the dangers of performing that ritual?Dr. Look the world right in the eye." - Helen Keller Spatial paradoxes! 1. My mantra?Baron Mordo:The Wi-Fi password. You know what that is., Drax:Finger on throat means death! After Tony Stark told the world he was Iron Man, he had to deal with the fallout in Iron Man 2. Sofia Monter 15 February Marquette University pixabay.com 1. Scotty?Hope van Dyne:Hes programmed to replicate your daily routine. If you're nothing without this suit then you shouldn't have it. Stephen Strange:For what? Im not done, Im not [tries to get up; collapses, sighs]Okay, Im done., Natasha Romanoff:Looking over your shoulder should be second nature.Sam Wilson:Anyone ever tell you youre a little paranoid?Natasha Romanoff:Not to my face. These are the funniest lines from Ant-Man and the Wasp. It may be magical, but it works an awful lot like a Hydra weapon.Nick Fury:I dont know about that, but it is powered by the cube. The best part of Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 might be baby Groot, but the clever quips certainly come in second. Everybody wants a happy ending, right? "I've got this uncontrollable need to please people.". If, at first, you don't succeed, try to hide your astonishment. Stephen Strange:Doctor!Kaecilius:Mr. These are the 23 funniest lines from the marvel films and no one can tell me otherwise. No ones gonna recognize us.Scott Lang:What, because of hats and sunglasses? [Mjlnir zooms by]Darcy Lewis:Mew-mew!. [Groot nods], Gamora:I know who you are, Peter Quill, and I am not some starry-eyed waif here to succumb to your your pelvic sorcery!, Gamora:And Quill, your ship is filthy. I burgled them. "Love can be defined with one word. Give me a hand, will you? Okay?Scott Lang:Oh, what language? Can it bite me? 430 likes. There were plenty of funny lines from the mighty Thor, as well as the other characters. Youre wearing Ravager garb.Peter Quill:This is just an outfit, man. Okay, Im gonna get a Bowflex. A handsome, muscular man.Peter Quill:Im muscular.Rocket Raccoon:Who are you kidding, Quill? [Peter declines Furys call]Happy Hogan:You sent Nick Fury to voicemail?Peter Parker:I gotta go.Happy Hogan:You do not ghost Nick Fury!, Peter Parker:Whats your password?Happy Hogan:Password.Peter Parker:No, what is your password?Happy Hogan:Password. It was an elective., Rocket Raccoon:This is Thanos were talking about. - Sue Monk Kidd. Hes always like, grr smash, smash, smash. Its brilliant Thor! "We do not need magic to change the world. I respect you too much.Dr. He's a hero, and he's had an amazing legacy for 75 years. If school had started at 4:00 in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. Were not savages., [on learning Wongs name] Dr. Stephen Strange:Wong. Robbery involves threat. "Every accomplishment starts with the decision to try.". Its so much worse., Peter Quill:You put your turd in my bed, I shave you.Rocket:Oh, it wont be my turd. "Worrying means you suffer twice.". Its cool. Class of 2021 graduates have been through a lot over the past year! Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!". You cant retract it., TChalla:Two people in a room can get more done than a hundred.King TChaka:Unless you need to move a piano., Scott Lang:Ca Captain America [shakes Steves hand vigorously]Steve Rogers:Mr. Lang.Scott Lang:Its an honor. Table for one, Mr Stank, please, by the bathroom., Iron Man:Focus up. I need sustenance!, [smashes cup onto the floor]Thor: This drink, I like it. Parton made this funny remark during her 2009 commencement speech at the University of Tennessee: "Now I usually try not to . Tony Stark:Perfect. See? Which I know nothing about.Tony Stark:The Avengers initiative was scrapped, I thought. Hes just awesome, okay? Where is WandaVision Filmed? Are you spying on me?Hope van Dyne:We keep tabs on all security threats, all right? Why would I be a Garden of the Galaxy?, Ego:I created what I imagined biological life to be like down to the most minute detail.Drax:Did you make a penis?Peter Quill:Dude!Gamora:What is wrong with you?Drax:If hes a planet, how could he make a baby with your mother? Like. Stephen Strange:Its not a cult.Dr. Celebrate your inner nerd with these quotes. Oprah. Pass along one of these inspirational (or funny, if that's more your speed) graduation quotes to the class of 2021 from the likes of Maya Angelou, Oprah, former First Lady Michelle Obama, and so many wise luminaries . I AM THE MANDARIN! John Wooden Graduation Quote #3: Always wear your thinking cap with your party shoes. Everything seems to work out, Thor:If you knew where he was, why didnt you call me?Dr. You could get hit by a truck tomorrow." Timothe Chalamet "Don't allow people to dim your shine because they are. [Thor carries Loki out of the elevator in front of the guards]Thor:Get help! Stephen Strange:Well, its everything youve ever wanted. Wow, this is awesome!, Hawkeye:I retire for what, like, five minutes, and it all goes to shit., Tony Stark:So, youre the Spiderling. Natasha Romanoff:He killed eighty people in two days. I wanted to go old school for my first day., Shuri:The entire suit sits within the teeth of the necklace. I dont paint., Virginia Pepper Potts:[after Starks one night stand with Christine]I have your clothes here; theyve been dry cleaned and pressed. Ant-Man's call for confidence isn't just funny -- it's also one of the most grounded, human moments in any MCU movie, and his post-transformation joy-filled giggle was echoed by every fan boy in the theater. The Incredible Hulk was a darker film than some of the others in the MCU, but that didnt mean it lacked humor. No polio is good. is so slow. *Peter Quill:No, hes not my father! Be on time. I dont want to hurt you anymore. Gamora: Are you serious? We leave no one behind. Peter wraps his arms around him]Thats not a hug, Im just grabbing the door for you., Peter Parker:Wow, theyre in the middle of a heist! [looking at Nebula]Except maybe you.Nebula:[shakes her head in disbelief]Oh, my God., Yondu:Once I figured out what happened to them other kids, I wasnt just gonna hand you over!Peter Quill:You said you were going to eat me!Yondu:That was being funny.Peter Quill:Not to me!, Rocket:[snickering]Im sorry. Thor:Then give me one of those large enough to ride., Jane Foster:Howd you get inside that cloud?Darcy:Also, how could you eat an entire box of Pop-Tarts and still be this hungry?, Darcy:[mispronounces Mjlnir]Mew-mew? I meant trash panda. I mean thats the job, but THIS? I can help! Ive been reading that a lot trying to catch up., Jasper Sitwell:Is this little display meant to insinuate that youre gonna throw me off the roof? Ralph Waldo Emerson Inspirational, Life, Success 1 Jon Stewart The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. Were just about to jump on that ginormous spaceship. That is AWESOME, dude!, Ant-Man:[internally damaging the Iron Man suit]Oh, youre going to have to take this to the shop.Iron Man:Whos speaking?Ant-Man:Its your conscience. Now you have graduated and "commenced," ending the last segment of your previous adventure, and now you begin your next adventure. Id say we were even. Funny marvel comic quotes. This a tremendous idea! Love you, Mama! Groot examines it, confused, then places it on his head]Yondu:What? , [Shuri drives a car and runs over someone]Shuri:What was that?TChalla:Dont worry about it, youre doing fine!, Everett K. Ross:[Everett drives up to a stranded Okoye and Nakia after their car explodes]Hop in. Check out the funniest lines from Thor: The Dark World. This is a real wake-up call for me. And so far, the biggest one weve had is you., [Scott Lang shrunk down to a childs size; runs into Pyms car after going undercover in a school]Dr. Hank Pym:Hiya, champ, how was school today?Scott Lang:Aw, ha ha ha! That IS Americas ass., Thor:[seeing Cap wielding Mjolnir]I knew it!, Thor:[Captain America is using Stormbreaker]No, give me that. Joey: "It's never taken me a week to get over a relationship.". Erma Bombeck Thor:[referring to Lokis Horned Headpiece]You dont really want to start this again, do you, Cow?, Thor:You! Thor:No, I would spin it really fast and it would pull me off theKorg:Oh my god, the hammer pulled you off? While Edward Norton was replaced by Mark Ruffalo in the later films, here was where we first met Bruce Banner and the Other Guy. Move out. [outraged]Jane Foster:Who do you think you are?Odin:I am Odin. I took it too far. Scott Lang:You have to take me home. Let WFH jokes and boss jokes make you laugh as you begin the next chapter of your life after . It was always me, Tony, right from the start! And you and I had a fight.Bruce Banner:Did I win?Thor:No, I won! Loki, hes alive! I mean, once. Jul 12, 2020 - Explore Lydia Schlueter's board "Graduation ideas" on Pinterest. Top 20 Iconic Avengers Quotes Funny & Witty 1. "Instruction ends in the schoolroom, but education ends only with life.". ', [Thor flies the Harrow, but is off to a rocky start and destroys a lot of columns in the building]Loki:I think you missed a column., [Thor destroys a statue of Bor]Loki:Well done, you just decapitated your grandfather!, Loki:You know this is wonderful! [Thor gives him Mjolnir] You have the little one., Valkyrie:What will you do?Thor:Im not sure. Audrey Hepburn. [Cap gives her a blank look]Maria Hill:Hes fast, shes weird., James Rhodes:But, you know, the suit can take the weight, right? Just dogs, cats, birds. Guy never tells me anything.. 7. Its just, its on fire., Korg:Hey, man. Arnim Zola:What is in it?Col. We drank, we fought he made his ancestors proud!Jane Foster:Put him on the bed.Erik Selvig:[to Thor]Oh, I still dont think youre the god of thunder. [Natasha throws Sitwell off the roof]Natasha Romanoff:Oh, wait. These are the best funny Guardians of the Galaxy quotes. Well, on my planet, we have a legend about people like you. Be happy, man. [Cassie pulls out a Hideous Rabbit]Hideous Rabbit:Youre my bestest friend!Paxton:What is that thing?Cassie Lang:Hes so ugly! Hes the toughest there is.Thor:Well, hes never fought me.Rocket Raccoon:Yeah, he has.Thor:Hes never fought me twice., Rocket Raccoon:Nidavellir is real? Christine Palmer:Where have you been?Dr. When Tony Stark burst onto the scene and let the world know that he was Iron Man, we all got treated to the signature wit of both Robert Downey Jr. and the character he portrayed. Hes big now.Captain America:I guess thats the signal.Falcon:Way to go, Tic Tac!Iron Man:Give me back my Rhodey., Spider-Man:[after taking down the Falcon and webbing him up]Are those carbon fiber wings?Falcon:Is this stuff coming out of you?, Falcon:[after being trapped by Spider-Man]I dont know if youve been in a fight before, but theres usually not this much talking.Spider-Man:All right, sorry. Tampering with continuum probabilities is forbidden!Dr. Flying around the city, smash it into everything in sight and everyone will see it! Gotta run before you can walk -Tony Stark. Thought we wouldnt notice. A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car. Here are some inspiring Marvel quotes from Marvel Studios that will awaken the superhero in you. June 7, 2022 . Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing worth knowing can be taught. Now, whatever the hell youre up to, do me a favor, stay out of my way.TChalla:I gave you Zemo.Everett K. Ross:Didnt I keep it under wraps that the king of a third-world country runs around in a bulletproof cat suit? Come in.Tony Stark:Phil? Uh, his first name is Agent., Bruce Banner:Captain America is on threat watch?Natasha Romanoff:We ALL are!Tony Stark:[to Rogers]Youre on that list? Even with a talking tree nobody in the audience can understand, this film brought a lot of hilarity. And theres a car waiting for you outside that will take you anywhere youd like to go.Christine Everheart:You must be the famous Pepper Potts.Virginia Pepper Potts:[smiles and nods]Indeed I am.Christine Everheart:After all these years, Tony still has you picking up the dry cleaning.Virginia Pepper Potts:I do anything and everything Mr. Stark requires. Ive sorted out a few pieces, but its not like I can put together the same Humpty Dumpty if thats what youre asking. Time loops! Make your Valentine's message short and sweet with one of the following quotes: "The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.". As long as the light exists.Peter Quill:And, I could use the light to build cool things like, how you made this whole planet?Ego:Well, it might take you a few million years of practice before you get really good at it. Its not a disguise, Hank. "A person's a person, no matter how small.". Jerry Maguire. So let me do the plan and that way it might be really good.Drax:Tell him about the dance-off to save the Universe.Tony Stark:What dance-off?Peter Quill:Its not a thing.Peter Parker:Like in Footloose, the movie?Peter Quill:Exactly like Footloose. 100 Best Marvel Movie Quotes Inspirational Marvel Quotes "Part of the journey is the end." ~ Tony Stark, Avengers: Endgame "Tony, trying to get you to stop has been one of the few failures of my entire life." ~ Pepper Potts, Avengers: Endgame "No amount of money ever bought a second of time." ~ Tony Stark, Avengers: Endgame Im being threatened!, Steve Rogers:Is everything a joke to you?Tony Stark:Funny things are., Steve Rogers:Are you nuts?Tony Stark:Jurys out., Steve Rogers:Lets start with that stick of his. Humor Quotes 41.5k Philosophy Quotes 27.5k God Quotes 25k Inspirational Quotes Quotes 24.5k Truth Quotes 22.5k Wisdom Quotes 22k Poetry Quotes 20.5k Romance Quotes 20k Death Quotes 18.5k Happiness Quotes 18k Hope Quotes 17k Pepper Potts:Is this about the Avengers? No, no wounded screams mainly whimpering, a great deal of complaining and tales of sprained deltoids and gout., Tony Stark:Romanoff you and Banner better not be playing hide the zucchini.Natasha Romanoff:Relax, showman. Ha! "Remember no one can make you feel inferior without your consent . But you can always be immature. And whats your name, huh? Funny graduation quotes RD.com, Getty Images 1. As well as those, here are all the funniest lines from Black Panther. You know whats boring? [Peter notices his phone ringing]Peter Parker:I dont really wanna talk to Nick Fury.Happy Hogan:Answer the phone.Peter Parker:Why?Happy Hogan:Because if you dont talk to him, I have to talk to him. Its cute.Natasha Romanoff:Its also bulletproof, which means private security, which means more guns, which means more headaches for somebody. Oh, wait a second, its me! And when I spun it really, really fast it gave me the ability to fly. In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. Can I go show my friends?, Scott Lang:Maggie, I tell you this as a friend, and as the first love of my life, your fianc is an ass-hat.Maggie Lang:Hes not an ass-hat.Paxton:Hey, watch your language. David Barry 2.) That guys brain is a bag full of cats. What was your second choice? College isn't the place to go for ideas. "Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm" - Winston Churchill "Wherever you go, go with all your heart." - Confucius "Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world." - Nelson Mandela "Never bend your head. Protector of the Nine Realms.Jane Foster:[chastened]Oh. [Yondu hands the ornament to Groot. [Scott just stares in awkward silence]Luis:[Suddenly enthused]But I got the van!, Scott Lang:[Demonstrating his Ant-Man suit to his crew for the first time]Now, look. "Sometimes you find out what you are supposed to be doing by doing the things you are not supposed to do."-. Natasha Romanoff:Thor, report on the Hulk. Scrotum Hat? No, not exactly. After the bittersweet ending of Endgame, we witness Peter Parker struggling to make sense of a world without his mentor. You." Anthony T. Hincks. 3. [Groot grunts]Drax the Destroyer:And this green whore is alsoGamora:Oh, you must stop!, Peter Quill:[about Gamora]She betrayed Ronan, hes coming for her. Orphaned on my homeworld. In playing the iconic role of Spiderman, Tom Holland manages to become one of the most awkward and relatable superheroes in the MCU. It works every time.Loki:Its humiliating.Thor:Do you have a better plan?Loki:No.Thor:Were doing it.Loki:We are not doing Get Help. [Tony cringes]Maya Hansen:No! With the birth of the destructive Ultron and the addition of three new members to the Avengers team, Avengers: Age of Ultron still managed to pack in plenty of laughs. Whether you write a touching commencement speech or crack jokes with your friends, these graduation jokes will make your graduation ceremony fun. [lifts his hand up]Show meHope Van Dyne:[punches Scott in the face, knocking him down]Thats how you punch., Hope Van Dyne:[to Scott]Alright, princess. "Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.". How do you even know that?. [Rocket looks around in confusion]Rocket:Is that better?Drax:I dont know.Peter Quill:[snickering]Its worse. Whosoever holds this hammer if he be worthy. Which is why theyre hollow, full of lies, and leave a bad taste in the mouth., [Tony seals Pepper in the Mark 42 armor, then she saves him from falling debris]Pepper Potts:I got you!Tony Stark:I got you first!, [Tony tries to embrace Pepper]Pepper Potts:Dont!Tony Stark:Its okayPepper Potts:Im hot, Ill hurt you!Tony Stark:[touches Pepper]No, you wont. Hank Pym:We think when you went down there, you may have entangled with her.Scott Lang:Hank, I would never do that. Louisa May Alcott Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated. Because its really not your style, Rogers.Steve Rogers:Youre right. Vell.Nick Fury:Mar-Vell. Loki:I like her., Loki:This is so unlike you, brother. The word spelled out.Peter Parker:Youre head of security and your password is password?Happy Hogan:I dont feel good about it either., Nick Fury:We have a job to do, and youre coming with us.Peter Parker:Theres gotta be someone else you can use. Something big.Ant-Man:I got something kinda big. 7 . And my dad got deported. Including occasionally taking out the trash. The man who graduates today and stops learning tomorrow is uneducated the day after. Drake. What do I do?Shuri:Shoot them down, genius!. Stephen Strange:Well, after Western medicine failed me, I headed east, and I ended up in Kathmandu.Dr. When the six members of the Avengers were finally brought together they definitely butted heads at first, before finally becoming a team. 16. No! [the Marauders all surrender]Fandral:Perhaps next time you should start with the big one!, Dr. When Jane discovered the aether she was finally reunited with Thor, and even got to visit Asgard. But, yes!Peter Quill:What! Wanna come?Loki:You do seem like youre in desperate need of leadership.Korg:Why, thank you!, Loki:Do you really think its a good idea to go back to earth? [picks up the stuff and throws at him]Thor:Youre being a really bad friend!Hulk:You bad friend!Thor:You know what we call you?Hulk:No!Thor:We call you a stupid Avenger.Hulk:YOU TINY AVENGER!, Hulk:Thor go. You earthers have hang-ups.Ego:Yes, Drax, I got a penis.Drax:Ha! Everyone else, that story kills.Thor:Thats the whole story?James Rhodes:Yeah, its a War Machine story.Thor:Oh, its very good, then. Tony Stark:[about Natalie Rushman]Who is she?Pepper Potts:She is from legal and she is potentially a very expensive sexual harassment lawsuit if you keep ogling her like that., Tony Stark:How do you spell your name, Natalie?Natalie Rushman:R-U-S-H-M-A-N.Pepper Potts:What, are you Googling her now?Tony Stark:I thought I was ogling her?, Tony Stark: [to Nick Fury regarding The Avengers initiative]I told you I dont want to join your super-secret boy band., [Agent Coulson is left in charge of Tony]Agent Coulson:If you try to escape, or play any sort of games with me, I will taze you and watch Supernanny while you drool into the carpet., Tony Stark: [reading from Natashas SHIELD Report on Iron Man/Tony Stark] Mr. Stark displays textbook narcissism. 6. I just need these two things.Peter Quill:What?Rocket Raccoon:[laughing]No, I thought itd be funny! I am a god, you dull creature, and I will not be bullied by[Hulk flattens Loki with repeated smashes into the floor]The Hulk:Puny god.. Okay, Im gonna get a little closer so I can see whats happening.KAREN:Would you like me to engage Enhanced Combat Mode?Peter Parker:Enhanced Combat Mode? If there's a quizlet there's an A." 2. I love him! "I say this to you, my friend, with all of the . You refused.Dr. Hulk stay. Chester Phillips:Cow., Howard Stark:The moment you think you know whats going on in a womans head is the moment your goose is well and truly cooked.. Iron Man 3 - we've all had coworkers like that. The setup: Iron Man is ready to deploy his secret weapon in the stand-off against Captain America and is cohorts. Well, ImOdin:I know very well who you are, Jane Foster.Jane Foster:[to Thor]You told your dad about me?, Volstagg:Escorting these scoundrels is beneath us.Fandral:Nonsense, my rotund friend. But it doesn't always roll that way. [Actually dabs], Natasha Romanoff:That Time Stone guy.Bruce Banner:Doctor Strange.Natasha Romanoff:Yeah, what what kind of doctor was he?Tony Stark:Ear/nose/throat meets rabbit-from-hat., Rocket:Quill said he stole the Power Stone from Morag.Bruce Banner:Is that a person?Rocket:Morags a planet, Quill was a person.Scott Lang:A planet? Pay attention. 15 graduation quotes Graduation Quote #1: Love what you do Do what you love Graduation Quote #2: Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do. Like in outer space?Rocket:Oh, look, its like a little puppy, all happy and everything. Bye, Mr. Criminal!, Street Vendor:Hey! Im listening.Dr. 14. "The thing about new beginnings is that they require something else to end.". 1. Sitting there, playing that mind-numbing game, whats boring is me, tripping over your vines every day. Hes our friend.Nebula:All any of you do is yell at each other. Luckily his youthful charm brought us plenty of laughs though! 7 "It Doesn't Take X-Ray Vision To See You Are Up To No Good." DC Universe Online (2011) This Superman quote from DC Universe Online is a fun play on the hero's powers and the ability to see right from wrong all at once. Im really strong and Im sticky!, Flash Thompson:I post stupid videos daily for people to like me.Happy Hogan:Hey, if it wasnt for those stupid videos, Spider-Man would have never found you.Flash Thompson:Spider-Man? These are the best funny quotes from Captain America. He protects the neighborhood and, you know, hes inspiring. Everything's always ending. Whats up, Mr Stark?Tony Stark:Kid, whered you come from?Peter Parker:Field trip to MoMa! Dude! Korg:Yeah, Noobmaster69. "So, what's it like in the real. 12. The measure of a person, of a herois how well they succeed at being who they are." -Frigga, Avengers: Endgame Seeing Thor transform into a depressed overweight version of himself was a tough sight to see. They were extremely thorough.Darcy:I just downloaded, like, 30 songs onto there., Darcy:[On seeing Thor, whos been hit by their car, lying on the ground]Whoa, does he need CPR? Volstagg:If you even think about betraying himLoki:Youll kill me? Think for yourself. Hmm?Peter Quill:Im not gonna answer to Star-Munch.Rocket:I did it because I wanted to!Peter Quill:Dick., Gamora:[sceptically]A little one-inch man saved us?Rocket:Well, if he got closer, Im sure he would be much larger.Peter Quill:Its how eyesight works, you stupid raccoon.Rocket:*Dont call me a racoon*!Peter Quill:Im sorry. 12 "My people skills are rusty." Sam and Dean often seem to forget that their buddy, Cas, was once an angel of the Lord. "Never go to bed mad. Thank you!Ego:Its not half bad., Drax:I thought Yondu was your father.Peter Quill:What? Thor destroys the monster with one hit with Mjolnir]Thor:Anyone else? Everybody has something that he wishes was not the way it is." - Stan Lee 3. There was a black guy that looked exactly like me who attacked us and put us in the back of this disgusting van., Hope Van Dyne:[Referring to a napping Luis, Dave and Kurt]I gave them each half a Xanax and Hank explained the science of the suit to them. Crime-fighting Spider. [Peter looks confused]Tony Stark:Theres a little gray area in there and thats where you operate.Peter Parker:OhTony Stark:Alright? "Don't downgrade yours dream just to fit your reality, upgrade your conviction to match your destiny." -Stuart Scott This quote right here is special! Dr. Most of Endgame was quite dark and sad, obviously, but no Marvel film would be complete without the signature moments of heroes using humor to get through hard times. *FYI - this post may affiliate links, which means we earn a commission (at no extra cost to you) if you purchase from them. [She walks away] Peter Quill:Oh she has no idea. While numerous writers and directors have worked on the universe where the characters appear, theres always a streak of humor, even in the darker films. Look at you. Yes. Here are 21 Tony Stark quotes that are both inspiring and funny.