There is a living room. how do you say fuck in italian? Said Tony dragging Peter out of the apartment to the compound. Nothing happened. Btw this is a old draft from last year so if it's bad don't blame now me but past me ok?. And boy, did he find one, Peter was boiling. "He's in conference room a. To this, the Avengers just looked confused. Peter Benjamin-Edward Stark went missing on a Tuesday. He couldn't wait so he could go to Mr.Stark's lab to update his suit as they had agreed. From Irondad prompt #53 by @itsmechara426 on her @irondadmadlads blog! Peter asked as he finished his last waffle. He got up opened the blinds and looked out the window. He's an orphan with an iq higher than mine and Bruce's, so he's my personal intern. Be Sure To Taste Your Words Before You Spit Them Out, A Lover First, A Soldier Second, A Man Third (Part 1), A Lover First, A Soldier Second, A Man Third (Part 2), Be Sure To Taste Your Words Before You Spit Them Out (Part 2), Spiderman/Peter Parker (and Avengers) One Shots. Peter woke up and forgot for a few minutes. I had no idea you would react that way to the peppermint oil, I He took a sharp breath. Idea that was based on a fanfiction.net fanfic. Around 5:45, Peters eyes fluttered. Tuve que limpiar mi cuarto y mi cabello que tarda un puto rato. Your accent isn't fake." Protective Natasha Romanov. Wordlessly, F.R.I.D.A.Y brought him to Mr. Stark's personal level so Peter assumed he was in his lab. All character rights to Marvel, This is about Peter speaking Spanish and the Avengers found out.I got the idea from another book. She knew what he was thinking, of telling Tony the truth, she just nodded and Peter said," I was never American in first place, I'm from Kingston upon Thames, Surrey, England. Christmas can wait until youre feeling a bit better, kid. Peter Parker is Queens, born and raised. He was now in his last class, chemistry, which was his favorite. Peter tried to keep his face a smooth as possible as the group around him talked in Italian, the Avengers promising they would explain later. asked Rhodey. " Watched too much Doctor Who." After escaping Hydra's tight grasp, the dangerous female assassin was left with nothing. Ich bin sicher, Sie werden Gefngnis genieen." Youre gonna be okay, Pete. But he has his hands full as Spider-Man with a gang spreading fear in the streets of New York, putting civilians at risk and bankrupting the city. But THEN some weird stuff happens and suddenly he's the Avengers' bodyguard. Bruce was by their sides now as well, all three turning their attention to Peter. One of them was looking around wildly, searching for a way out but found nothing. Tony shouted at the murderers, his hand aimed at one of them, the other two already a target for Natasha and Bird Brain. Peter was walking around town when he got a message, interrupting the music he was blasting into his ears through his earbuds. After the incident with Doctor Octopus, things finally seem like its going to get better. Rhodey..? He questioned. PETER! Tony all but shouted, a knowing smirk on his face as the kid finally settled, he looked up and blinked a few times, tilting his head to the side like a puppy. Soon Peter screamed,"Barton te adverti ahora te vas al carajo y voy a cumplir mi promesa.". Peter scaled the building, leaving his backpack behind a dumpster with webs keeping it there, and started to swing to the scene. "Sorry, Mr.Stark. Mr. Were sending some over to you now. Bruce confirmed, working fast. Bruce? Helens voice came through the ceiling. As trophy wife it is my sole responsibility to keep the house in order. Tony bent down to expose Peppers ever growing belly, covering it in kisses. Mira marica hable espanol queahhhh sorry I got mad at Clint and spoke Spanish," said Peter like it was obvious. "Mista Stark!" The genius bumped his head in shock at the sudden intrusion. Maybe, if he asked nicely, Tony would buy them a vacation home in the town he was originally from. Peter moaned next to him, breathing heavily. Hey, kiddo. Tony replied quietly, smiling warmly. All character rights to Marvel, In this one shot Peter is British but no one knows except May.Peter Parker was anxious to go home. Peter smirked to himself, glad it was hidden under his mask "Damn, they're speaking German Mr Stark." Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings (9), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types (8), Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure (12), Is that still a thing people say? "Very impressive American accent though. There was, of course May, Tony knew that he spoke German, Black Widow and Hawkeye knew about the Russian and Hyun-Ki along with Mee knew about Peter knowing Korean. My aunt and Tony are the only people who have steadily been there for me. Tony put his hand on the back of Peters neck, feeling for a fever. (Prequel to Curbside Pick-up - can be read in either order)(Edit: now also a 10 2 story; apparently I made these shenanigans too popular for my own good!) "What was that?". Everything is good. Tony then started laughing at Clint rolling in the floor at what Peter was about to do. Twelve years passed and the family was still grieving, and Tony Stark worked tirelessly to find his only childs killer and gain justice for his son. asked Happy concerned since Peter was usually chatting his ear off. Meanwhile, Morgan is sick, and neither Pepper nor Tony can take care of her. Clint then gave a scared look and asked," W-What is he going to do?". " Youre okay.. Like, dirt poor. Tony needs to give a speechbut is incapacitated, His appointed rep needs to do the brief for him, Peter did not mean to meet the Avengers this way and he knows as soon as Tony is up people are going to be getting fired. Then my uncle was killed, bled out in my arms. He was trapped, so were his friends, and he knew it "No one speak," He had a strong German accent "Switch, they won't get anything,Nicht kultivierte amerikanische Schweine knnen kein Deutsch!" I baked that monstrosity of a cake with all the love in my heart and you know it, Rhodes. Tony shot back, chuckling himself at the memory. as well as "Vielen Dank fr Ihre Hilfe, meine Herren. When he got to his room he had no time to react. Also. The first friend I made here was killed, bled out in my arms. Tony smirked, curious to the killers reactions. Tears drip out of his eyes. He just passed out, but his vitals are still reading okay. Helen reassured quickly. Technically. But, the man has to deal with the fact Peter isnt a hero, and is in fact, a vigilante. Rhodey, Peter, and Tony, were all sitting on the large couch in the common area just off of the kitchen, watching Christmas dinner had long since been forgotten, no one having much of an appetite after what had just conspired. Have a nice life. Rhodey and Bruce scooted closer to Peter, and his eyes passed over everyone in the room, trying to piece together what had happened. Peter was holding his hands up to his mouth, his eyes screwed shut in pain. Both alone that was until you found each other. A timer chimed and Tony stood to pull a sheet of cookies out of the oven. Helen, we need to act fast. Bruce urged. Peter was beginning to put pieces together he hadnt bothered to before. Its still not safe to have others in the room when were attempting to repair anything interior. Tony almost asked how, then, was it safe for Peter. "MY ARROWS!MY BOWS! I am so sorry. Rhodey choked, gingerly massaging Peters forearm with his hand. Peter Parker & Avengers Team Characters: Peter Parker Tony Stark Natasha Romanov (Marvel) Bruce Banner Steve Rogers Clint Barton Sam Wilson (Marvel) Vision (Marvel) Wanda Maximoff Language: English Series: Part 1 of Peter Parker is TalentedNext Work Collections: Fics with varying amount of Spidermom Stats: He successfully made a way to see the other Spider-Man again. They had forgotten that Peter had been raised by May Parker. Tony, Rhodey, Bruce, and Pepper spent the early hours of Christmas morning waiting at Peters bedside for him to wake up after his six hour procedure. "Peter, what language did you speak in?" Peter knows its not because nobody cares, because they do. Peter whimpered as they did so. They made eye contact. Bruce would get up every so often to check on Peters vitals and take notes on his condition for Helen, and Rhodey couldnt stop pacing back and forth. You all have a more restricted access now and are not allowed above Floor 26. Right?His i suck at these pls give it a go its not awful. "I get to go ta London for two weeks! Yeah, everyone knows that Tony Stark loves to learn. I agree, Underoos. That sixth sense went off, and Peter ducked. You know I wouldnt be doing this if I didnt think youd come out okay. Peters eyes darted across Tonys face for a few seconds more before he tore his hand off of Tonys wrist. ALSO this is heavily inspired by the book what if its us 100% recommend. Disclaimer:The Pictures and Characters I use I DO NOT own unless stated otherwise. I didn't realize you were staying here.". Action MCU OC Tigris Corrupted Winter Soldier Avengers Hydra Marvel. At what Peter said and what is about to do," said Tony catching his breath and clutching his stomach since he was laughing so hard. tip: hetalia f/f sort:kudos, "A lot of fucked up shit has happened involving Peter Parker and his identity, but never in his life has his secret identity been in the hands of a crazed mass murdered. Tony grunted as he and Rhodey moved Peter to the large machine. Movies ACTION ADVENTURE COMEDY OVERPOWERED GENIUS MARVEL FUTURE UNPRINCIPLED AVENGERS SPIDERMAN 4.51 Tony Stark dies October 17th 2023. Baking. Peter stiffened, walked over to his dad briskly, patted him on the shoulder and pulled a seat up in between him and Vision. Natasha rose an eyebrow at the duo, recognising their sarcasm. How had things turned so quickly? Peter scanned his hand and bounded in. Helen is gonna take amazing care of you, and when you wake up youll feel good as new. Peter tapped something on Tonys wrist, so quickly he almost missed it. Friday, contact Dr. Cho, tell her its urgent. Bruce called out as the four entered the private medical wing of the compound. The Rouge Avengers are Back in the Tower :D Peter isn't quite sure how to feel at first. Peter is a Little Shit. so hey, even if you just type the letter z eight times, i would love it if you posted a comment for me. A chance to do it all over again. He was imagining drilling him into the ground. Tony Stark and Norman Osborn. He would rather see sincerity than a righteous script. Two contrasting boys meet, will they get along? The dough, Peter was helping me make them, he was handling it., And he ate a lot of them, too.. Bruce finished. Ned was the first since his house was closer to the school. I'm impressed. Peter's life as an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. asked Clint with a smug look out of Peters grip and rubbing his head. Stark was a bad example on the, clearly young, Spider-Man. "It's Peter." Tony has always been eccentric at best, and when he's tired he's just Plain Weird. "Peter said now gaining his normal british accent." Hed been excited to help Iron Man, excited to meet the other Avengers. "You need to warn a man! Whether voluntarily or not, half of his life is all over the internet, so theres less for Peter to assume; Osborn, on the other hand, is entirely secretive. @Eclipse_Rose sorry but I'm not doing the trip part I'm boring-. What do you means what that was? As Pepper went about preparations for that evenings turkey dinner and Tony began moving the golden brown cookies from the baking sheet to the cooling rack, all he could think about was how happy he was in this moment. Get back to work, Tony. This was her first major success in repairing internal tissues in the body, and as of now Peters body was taking to the new cells and tissue well. I really wasnt lying When I said I would die for those cookies, you know. Peter assured, causing the room to burst into laughter. mumbled Peter cleaning his room. "Oh, just that I don't think I have that high of an iq." According to Helen, things had gone well. The Violet Witch is a biology major at NYU that *happens* to also be able to manipulate matter.Peter Parker is a chemical and mechanical engineering student at MIT that also *happens* to be Spider-Man. . It was probably just a mouse or something. Even though Asher took his hand off his arm, he continues to scream. "What're you doing? It doesnt go unnoticed by Asher. He cleaned his eyes to see his whole room wrapped in wrapping paper. I moved into an entire different country with my aunt and uncle. He and Rhodey went about waking up the equipment as Tony put Peter on the hospital bed as carefully as he could. "Guess what!" 25 "Geez kid." Tony rolled out from under his car, rubbing his head. Because some random kid from Queens was more trustworthy than his team. Spiderman spat the last word out with as much venom as he could muster. Peter wished this was the Captain America he could have seen in those videos. Tony felt responsible too. He's my intern," Tony explained as he walked towards Pepper and Morgan's general direction. "Du verdammter Idiot, hast du wirklich gedacht, wir wrden es dir sagen?" Tony nodded, helping her pull the scarf from around her neck, pulling her into another kiss. . as he did so. Peter sighed in defeat. Spider-Man: Coming of Age Chapter 1, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction Peter Parker was excited, and when he was excited, he fidgeted. Fascinating. Helen whispered. Rhodey gently placed one hand on his bouncing knee, not to make it still, but to let him know he was there. He looked over at Tony, pretending to be upset. And they actually wanted things to get better. He knew the kid could understand everything the murderers were saying and they could use that to their advantage "Pity.". Power. And theres no way of knowing how Peters advanced healing will react with the new tissue.. "Peter? Unfortunately, as per usual, the happy moment didnt last. My throat really hurts. It sounded like it did, too. Basically One shots of Peter and Spider-Man in any way. Peter, unphased, dropped down his notebook and began shuffling papers on his table. Peter Parker meets the Avengerrrrs Chapter 2: avengers assembley, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction "There's somebody I want you all to meet. I had a bit of trouble starting it but I hope it's enjoyable none the less!~.~.~. Hydra agent 'Spider' is sent out on a mission to retrieve blueprints from Avengers Tower. Yes you did. He groaned, his voice weak, as his eyes slowly opened. What about Christmas? Peter asked. So when Steve claims that Bucky is finally free of Hydras control and asks that he moves back into the tower, Tony is caught in a trap of anger and guilt. When Peter got to the tower his spidey sense was tingling. Peter looked up at Tony with pleading eyes, his body growing weaker by the second. Hey Mr. Stark! Peter cracked one eye at him. "exclaims PeterOh well the guys wanted to see you again so let's go." I dont know how much longer we have. She was silent for a moment before speaking. I hope you updated the wireless interface on the Cradle, Tony. She pointed out, the Cradle across the room starting up. Answered Peter looking out of the window. Then, they returned to England with his parents and was declared a citizen of England. This work could have adult content. When Violet gets into some trouble and is "rescued" by some passing Avengers, she's taken to Stark Tower, and promptly introduced to the gang. He missed the smell, the air, the community. I tried to do my best with the British accent thinhg. "Fri, could you be a good chap and take me to Mista Stark?" Peter meets Harley for the first time and doesnt know how to react, so he curses out Tony in Italian. Oh, and the Avengers and SHIELD are looking for Spider-Man.Lovely. Then, his uncle. Peter then stormed to him pushing everything in his way. Natasha has backed down to him. Peter grinned and shot a few webs, sticking the murderers feet to the floor to ensure they couldn't run, not that they'd get far. Bucky raises his eyebrows. Clint then saw him and his grin was now a frown not getting at what he was laughing about. "Ngh.. hurts He forced out, Bruce now taking a knee next to Rhodey. Tony instinctively reached up to brush some hair away from Peters face. When Peter landed in his signature pose next to Tony, he got a better look at the men. What the hell? don't question the title i didn't know what else to call this so I just used a quote I said. This alerted his teacher since he always had paid attention and never seemed this off. Hed have to tell Mister-. Its not your fault. Rhodey nodded, taking a slow breath. Bruce sighed. Isn't that great! Tony Stark. There is a training room there. Im Dreaming of a White Christmas His salivas bloody and hes got blood in his stomach, too. Tony wanted to grab Peters hand and hold it, squeeze it, let him know hed be alright, but he stopped when he remembered how burned they were. "Well, looks like Stark found a little charity case to take care of while we were out." It's almost funny, my colleagues are Barend and Claudius, and we're your worst nightmare. Mira marica que mierda te pasa.Hoy he tenido un mal dia y tu vienes y me lo empeoras. Friday called from the ceiling, causing him to flush red. When he got to his door he saw the door unlocked thinking May was home. " The only reason I have so far for the rating is the fight scenes and mental health problems, basically it's about the same level of each as canon is. . Five times Peter introduced himself to someone at Avengers Compound, and one time a visitor already knew exactly who he was. 3. "Happy please do not tell Mr. Stark. Please consider turning it on! Peter hummed in response and was out like a light. (Or: Peter makes a mistake and feels guilty.). Due to a misunderstanding, Deadpool tracks down Peter Parker in an attempt to uncover the information he believes Peter has on Daredevil. You can stay on Floor 25. Mr. Stark pulled something up and started to type away. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. "What're you talking about? 5 times The Avengers (excluding Clint) forgot Peter Parker is a vigilante, and 1 time everyone remembered. ", "Well, I was going to have Pepper do the business meeting in London but I thought I'd do it instead. 52.2K. Then it started raining and he forgot his umbrella. Stand down. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------. WHAT THE FUCK PETER! and being the son of Tony Stark, it can really get hectic. Self explanatory but he is a Stark in all of them wether biological or adopted thought most of the time it will be adopted. The only thing she had was a mission: Find out who she was before Hydra. Tony tossed a cloud of flour in both Peter and Rhodeys direction, their laughter rising over. The one skill hes never quite been able to master. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. "Since aunt May is Italian I know both Italian and Spanish and I also know French and Russian from learning in my free time," said Peter. Work Search: Then you can pay to clean up your own damn messes.". Said Peter with more confidence in his voice.Tony just nodded and motioned Peter to sit next to him and told him," Its okay, but maybe next time tell me if you are not american. Peter looked up at Tony with pleading eyes, his body growing weaker by the second. Rhodey carefully took it in his, giving it a gentle shake. "Mista Stark!" Entedido hijo de puta?" If he hadn't of had their names the search would of taken unnecessary hours "Hey Mr Stark, can I?". His two internship options. Peter Parker gets to be Passive-Aggressive and Snarky. Ned wanted to show me this new comic book he got which actually looked really cool, I think im going to borrow it, The brunette dropped his bag on the floor and automatically made his way to his corner of the lab, never looking up from his notes, oblivious to the other teenager in the room. Soon he was covered in purple paint and feathers. Then he was late to the bus. Kid- Tony tried to interject. I hope you updated the wireless interface on the Cradle, Tony. She pointed out, the Cradle across the room starting up. Rhodey tried placing a damp cloth in the palm of Peters hand, but it made him cry out in pain. "Ah, ah, ah!" Then why are you here?" Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming) & Peter Parker, Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Peter Parker is the heir to Stark Industries, Peter Parker & Peter Parker & Peter Parker, There was only one of you until you split the world in two, Pepper Potts Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure. Mira marica hable espanol que..= Look son of a bitch I spoke spanish what 4.Barton te adverti ahora te vas al carajo y voy a cumplir mi promesa.= Barton, I warned you and now got to hell and I will go fulfill my promise. "No actually. He knew that once Peter started on his ramblings he was hard to stop. I am begging you." Peter pleaded and elbowed Ned in the side when he started laughing. Taking suggestions for the name bc it started out as a wholesome idea then gained consciousness. Then of course there were the businessmenfrom Germany, but Peter doubted he'd see them again, especially not after he humiliated them. His knee would bounce uncontrollably, his fingers would tap on whatever surface was nearby, and he would pace if he was standing up or squirm if he was sitting down. Well, bird brain he is doing what he said which is breaking all your bows and arrows, painting your room purple with feathers, and banning you from the vents," Tony said smirking. How will he do that? Peter didnt know a lot about why his parents split up. Tony stood. His American accent had disappeared and had turned to a British one.