Domino yeah - an internet predator who lost his laptop. Yukio: Seriously, I don't get it! Deadpool : I'm a grower, not a shower. I hope we sharpened the cream cheese spreader. You smell like somebody shit in a civil war wound after it'd become gangrenous. This is a joke directed right at the most intense comic book fans in the audience. In 2016, Deadpool arrived on the big screen, a non-stop whirlwind of R-rated comedy that had its audiences eagerly awaiting the sequel. Everything usually works out for me.Deadpool: Luck isnt a superpower.Domino: Yes, it is.Deadpool: No, it isnt.Domino: Yes, it is.Deadpool: No, maam.Domino: Mmm-hmm.Deadpool: Mario No-pez.Domino: Yeah.Deadpool: Nacho cheese.Domino: No, it definitely is.Deadpool: Theres no way that itDomino: Sorry, I was interrupting you.Deadpool: No, I interrupted you.Domino: No, no, no. My job. Deadpool Deadpool 2. Deadpool: Peter.Deadpool: [referring to a headshot of Peter, who looks a lot different in person] Am I getting catfished here, or any powers you want to tell us about, anyPeter: No. T.J. Miller Promises More Weasel in Deadpool 2 EXCLUSIVE. What's your superpower? You need to just keep living.Deadpool: Thank you, Matthew McConaughey, your words are a treasure.Blind Al: Listen to the pain. The difference is night and day. Wolverine: Vanessa: Peter: Don't scratch! Domino: Okay, Im over the convoy. Cable: [after being ripped in half by Juggernaut and failed to dissuade Russell from abandoning his mission] "Weasel: Wade, you look hideous. Do you see that beautiful bright light? And promise me, promise me one thing. Right. Maybe the kind that leaves you more machine than man. open/close all folders. Just walk away.Deadpool: Oh! Colossus: Doing the right thing is sometimes messy and fucked up, and not particularly convenient! He even runs like a fucking pervert. I'm that kid's only hope, so sit tight and wait for my word. Negasonic Teenage Warhead: I'm gonna shove that cab driver right up your ass. Deadpool can be a bad or a good ass, with ups and downs like other movies. Cable: Told you this little f***ers too far gone.Deadpool: Zip it, Thanos! And just like me, he's never had anyone sacrifice anything for him because the whole world wrote him off as a piece of shit a long time ago. So, youre from the future. "Family was always an f-word for me." Stop at 2, ya killed it! Russell: What do you say we go f*** some s**t up?Juggernaut: Lets f*** some s**t up is my legal middle name. Filming & Production Yeah it is. [Cable gets out a gun and Deadpool draws his swords] It's tough to top the version of the Juggernaut from X-Men: The Last Stand, but Deadpool 2 manages to pull it off. Is it just me or does Do You Wanna Build a Snowman from Frozen sound suspiciously like Papa, Can You Hear Me? I realize that you're new to this, but relax. You get the strap-on. Fuck Wolverine. If you have not yet seen the film, please bookmark this page, and save the read until after your screening! So, I'm here to help us gear up so we can go after him without me. Deadpool: Except me. You did this for me? But worst of all, you broke my heart, Wade. No it isn't. X-Force!Deadpool: Walk away! From $1.46. Hipes, Patrick (9 March 2017). I was a soldier. Did he just call himself God? And promise me, promise me one thing: that you'll start judging people not by the color of the skin but by the content of their character. - Deadpool: Not now, Dopinder.". : "Can you speak up? Russell's not gonna kill anyone. - Deadpool. It's like he's a Muppet from the waist down, but this time, you can see the Muppet's dick. YOU'RE IN THIS SHIT NOW, MUSTACHE! [suddenly Weapon XI is shot in the head by the current time traveling Deadpool] Deadpool: Hey! 20th Century Fox. Weasel: Deadpool 2 has exceeded the bar set by Deadpool in almost every possible regard, including memorable and hilarious one-liners. I'm dropping in. I'd like to go home. However, as plans for Deadpool's debut in Disney's Marvel Cinematic Universe slowly gestate, Zazie Beetz, who co-starred as mercenary Domino in 2018's Deadpool 2, is clearly expressing a . Puns. Domino Gimme your best shot, One-Eyed Willie! Weasel walks in on him sitting on the couch with no pants on next to Blind Al]. They should've just amputated it, why shit in it? You used the last of your fuel. Deadpool: I used to have one of those in 1990-never.Cable: [takes Vanessas token] Something to remember you by.Deadpool: Give me that back! Deadline. Go get 'em, tiger! Deadpool 2 continues to follow Deadpool (Ryan Reynolds), who forms a team of mutants, the X-Force, which includes luck-altering mutant Domino (Zazie Beetz), to protect a young mutant (Julian Dennison) from the time travelling soldier Cable (Josh Brolin), the future mutant soldier son of X-Men leader Cyclops. Deadpool: This character is the ultimate dad figure in a movie that interrogates fatherhood. She really is lucky. The good news is, I dont think anyones going to miss Shatterstar. Deadpool: Created by Rob Liefeld, Domino first fully appeared in X-Force, vol. All you dirty mutants are gonna rot in hell with the boy! : Who's, like, my favorite Marvel character ever-. What's the most pain you've ever felt? [suddenly blood splatters on the script, we see Reynolds is shot in the head, as he drops we see Deadpool behind with a gun]Deadpool: Youre welcome, Canada. Deadpool: Well that's just lazy writing. He seemed great. What, you shoot luck lasers out your eyes? That's why we've rounded up our favorite quotes from the new movie. And every big family film starts with a vicious murder. Colossus: The point is, our group will be forward thinking. Oh, that's the sun. Cable With this collar on, my superpower is just unbridled cancer. I guess Stryker finally figured out how to shut you up, [Suddenly Deadpool/Weapon XI is shot in the head by someone who is then revealed to be the current, time-traveling Deadpool]. You're welcome, Canada. No No, I spit acidic vomit. Even if we were there's a wind advisory in effect until at least Ryan Reynolds: MiniPool Sticker. Blind Al: Yeah, but you're, you know, Marvel licensed by Fox. Literally, solid, powder white with a black eye tattoo over her left eye. Domino Deadpool: Let's see YOUR soul, perv! Movieweb. No! From start to finish the movie delivers multiple laugh lines every minute, hardly giving audiences a single moment to catch their breath. [after Shatterstar is killed by landing on the spinning propellers on a helicopter]. Jesus, either vomit or don't. - Dopinder: My body is an instrument of death. I'll be right back. Deadpool. Cable, you get back to your family and you tell them Wade says hi. Bedlam: Deadpool: [putting lotion on face] Meet Domino I have three questions, then. So, stay here in Chateau de Virgin while we go get our fuck on! Ah, planets. Deadpool: Deadpool: [to Vanessa after traveling back in time to save her] Were definitely naming our kid Cher! Deadpool: Deadpool No, I'm sorry that you said that while making heavy eye contact and applying lip balm. Doing the right thing is sometimes messy, and fucked up, and not particularly convenient. We're better than him! Vanessa: Hey. X-Men? Firefist: - Weasel. A mood that is about to get significantly worse." And three, at what point do audiences say, Enough with the robotic arms?. Dopinder: Well, I got news for you, my heart is in the right place. The walls of Xavier's mansion are plastered with paintings of classic thinkers, including Karl Marx in a clever moment of subversion. But that's where you'd be wrong. Official Sites Dopinder: Deadpool: What did you say? Deadpool: I aint letting Cable get to him, even if I have to teabag him to death. Something I could never master. Wolverine: Negasonic Teenage Warhead: : ", "It's so dark. I really liked her, you know? That's why you're such a little bastard. Deadpool: You are not your father. - Domino I'm gonna meet you in the middle and say no. Deadpool: 'Deadpool 2' Casts 'Atlanta's Zazie Beetz As Domino. - Cable (Deadpool 2). It's no big deal. The difference is night and day. We compiled a list of the top 5 lines from Deadpool, but a list of that size simply could not contain the awesomeness of this new installment, which is why we've included 15 of the best quotes from Deadpool 2. Cable : Because of you, I'll always know what a grown man with baby balls looks like. Deadpool: Doesn't make any sense. Grover's got a cock the size of a Dopinder: Download 1890x900 Zazie Beetz As Domino In Deadpool 2 1890x900 Resolution Wallpaper, Movies Wallpapers, Images, Photos and Background for Desktop Windows 10 MacOS, Apple Iphone and Android Mobile in HD and 4K You're already practicing your little salute, huh? I cried when they cancelled Felicity. Domino: Domino: Oh, thats the sun. What about your girl, your wife?Cable: No, my familys safe. : [looks at the camera] Come on. Look, he's teamed up with the Juggernaut! Taking the hands out of the guns of the criminals. Colossus: Yeah. Having learned that Deadpool masturbates in the soap dispenser, Colossus innocence is once again undermined as he stares at his hands in disbelief. Fifty years from now you'll be very dead. Following the success of "Deadpool" in 2016, the anti-hero is back for a sequel. It's a metal arm! Don't you say legs! According to theDeadpool: Kubler-Ross.Buck: Yeah. Vanessa: Right. All throughout Deadpool, despite various scenes taking place at Charles Xavier's mansion, we only ever see Colossus and Negasonic Teenage Warhead. Look at me. Wade Wilson: I'm gonna stop you right there cause I'm not gonna make it to two. : Deadpool rejects his perspective from the start of the film and passes his wisdom on to a young man who needs it. : Wade Wilson: I was a soldier. You know, the depth of your heart is extraordinary. [Wade gets pulled back to the real world]. No, I'm gonna stick around for a while and make sure the world doesn't shit itself into oblivion. Deadpool: "Bad Deadpool! You look like a fruit who had sex with a spoiled older fruit. Oh, Pool, picture me, a 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst. It's music, but it sucks. [fighting the Juggernaut] I don't want you to hurt me and I'll tell you anything, anything you wanna know except for where they are. The longer I travel, the harder it is to control. [Restored to full health after his collar broke off] Deadpool I cant protect you. Im going to pretend like that never happened. He needs you. Bedlam huge, steaming ball of foreshadowing. Release Dates That's fine. Vanessa: I was always appalled by the blatant sexism in the group's name. But Cable, yeesh, that guy's in the mood. Deadpool's X-Force team was short-lived, but it found a star. First he rides my coattails with the R-rating, and then, that hairy motherfucker ups the ante by dying. My name's Peter. Hello, superpower. Deadpool : I'm that kid's only hope, so sit tight and wait for my word. : She always struggled. Great a bunch of armed pedophiles in nursing shoes. I'm gonna go there and be their Superman. 4. Do you want to build a snowman? [Deadpool travels back to the moment before Peter is killed]. Nope! Wade Wilson: X-Men! Just cleaning up the timelines! Deadpool 3 is on the cusp of finally becoming a reality, with the live-action film reportedly set to . Okay? Wade Wilson: Deadpool: [as hes dying] Can you see it? [while "dying"] : We were, uh We were gonna be a family Colossus: I really should have stayed in college Deadpool [Introducing Yukio to Wade] It's hard to hear you with that pity dick in your mouth." Deadpool: Company Credits Baby's crib is labeled 'A. "- Cable: You remind me of my wife. Cultural appropriation? The day of reckoning is here! [the start kissing]Deadpool: Dont f*** Elvis.Vanessa: Dont f*** Colossus.Deadpool: What? Firefist: Your entire generation will fuck this planet into a coma. Juggernaut: | Bring it in. All right, well, this has been pretty scary! Is anybody nervous about the high winds? Roman, Julian (22 May 2017). Zip it, black Black Widow! Deadpool: We'll let karma take care of him. You're just a kid. I don't know how to thank you, but I do know how to hug you. Powes, fight scenes and quotes of Neena Thurman/Domino portrayed by Zazie Beetz on Deadpool 2 (2018). Deadpool: Her coarse responses and limited sympathy force Deadpool to return to form, as shown with this hilarious burn in the midst of one of Deadpool's darkest moments. [to Wade] Including the one inside your brain, causing anxiety, confusion, pain. Weasel: And last, but not least. But in this film, well, youre looking at it. We ranked all the best quotes and one-liners in "Deadpool" ahead of the release of "Deadpool 2." Check out these hilarious jokes from the movie starring Ryan Reynolds. Lets go tip to tip. There was a line I don't remember it while watching it and I didn't get it either . Good Deadpool." - Deadpool. I'm gonna miss him. Dopinder: [Colossus is reading a book when he hears music outside. That's the exact opposite of what they're meant for! From $1.35. Um, I just saw the ad. Deadpool 2 (2018) quotes. New plan: use all of your imaginary powers to stop Cable! Deadpool: Trainee. Woodpecker Gingivitis Cuntpop Do you wanna build a snowman? Domino Vanessa: This is crazy. And that is the most beautiful thing Ive ever heard. [chuckling] You're in. Rock, meet Bottom. Its not a great analogy. [Wade throws the spreader into the gunman's head, killing him]. There's one out there for you. Deadpool : "If I have to die, don't let me die while I'm young. Deadpool quotes are incredibly funny cheeky self aware and even romantic with ryan reynolds deadpool knocking it out of the park. Weasel: My body and my hands are so soft. Cool. Two: which Sharknado are we on? : Deadpool: People think they understand pain, but they have no concept of it. I think he did. : Two, which Sharknado are we on? Bad news is the whole team is dead. It takes down Cable's overbearing masculinity, pokes fun at the eternally uncool fanny pack, and references the pouch-driven art of Rob Liefeld, co-creator of Cable and Deadpool. But there is a slight chance Vanisher could make it. Maybe the wind can't blow what it can't see. You know what? Hey, big guy, the sun's getting real low. Juggernaut! Relax, I'm retrieving something from my utility bag. I only do over the pants mouth stuff! He was a bit of a prick. There we go, the kids call this docking. Better than we used to be.Deadpool: Youre a lot smarter than I look. It's tough to make the mass execution of fleeing attendants heartwarming or hilarious, but Deadpool 2 does both. [to Vanessa] Deadpool: I've been inside your shoes, which is also off-putting. Deadpool: Fuck it. Or better yet, head back a little further, kill baby Hitler.Cable: I use a device to slide through time. Russells not going to kill anyone. Deadpool: In every film, theres a moment when the hero hits rock bottom. Here's a spoiler alert. Cable's relentlessly dark worldview and violent attitude are made much more amusing based on this comparison to the DC films of Zack Snyder. [dizzy from a big action sequence] Peter: Wade Wilson: Im going to go make dessert. Come on, we'll do it together. 50. Deadpool: Is that a fanny pack? Deadpool: You've been here for three days, okay? Deadpool: Negasonic Teenage Warhead: Because I've been inside you. The writers . In every film, there's a moment when the hero hits rock bottom. Domino : I should've finished college. That piece of shit, he deserves to die for what he did to you. The point is, there are people, there are people in this f***ing world, besides him, who will treat you right. Domino Just keep looking." : Domino Because of you, I'll always know what a grown man with baby balls looks like. You guys make a super cute couple. It doesn't exist. Cable: Weasel : [Deadpool shoots the old Deadpool several more times before walking away], Wade throws the spreader into the gunman's head, killing him, trying to get the collar off of Deadpool's neck, Firefist presses the number 7 and unlocks the collar, in the background, throws a box of supplies, cuts down one bullet then gets riddled by more bullets, looks over at Dopinder, he nods and winks at him, after Wade's legs were torn off, they're growing back and look like toddler legs. That's all it takes to be a hero. Juggernaut: APARTMENT. You get back to your family. I fight for whats right, and sometimes you got to fight dirty!Colossus: You let me down for the last time, Wade. : [we see the old Deadpool/Weapon XI when his mouth was closed off]Logan: Wade, is that you? Alright, let's flip a coin, okay? Deadpool It was me. - Domino. For quotes from the Deadpool comic books, see here. I'm just surprised anyone would date you, especially Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony. Enjoy! He sees Deadpool playing Peter Gabriel's "In Your Eyes" on his smartphone before covering his ears, Colossus walks out of his room and looks at Deadpool, Negasonic Teenage Warhead throws a food container at Deadpool, knocking the smartphone off his hand. So you're from the future? [Negasonic Teenage Warhead throws a food container at Deadpool, knocking the smartphone off his hand. : Just tidying up the timeline. Deadpool: Holy shitballs / Holy shitballs / Holy shitballs / Holy shitballs / Holy shitballs / Holy shitballs Wade Wilson: Deadpool turns around and picks up the container, Dopinder runs over the headmaster in his taxi, Deadpool sneaks into a maternity ward and approaches one of the babies, places his hands on his head while walking in circles, looks at baby again while waving his arms back and forth, cracks knuckles and sighs. You're just an annoying clown dressed up as a sex toy. So, what exactly do you do in the future, anyway, huh? Deadpool: Deadpool But now, being a hero, it's only a few moments. According to the Buck: Actually, that may have been me. What do you say we go fuck some shit up? The first Deadpool ended with Colossus putting forward a classic concept of heroism only to have it rejected. Wade Wilson: Next time Uber. I'm never gonna dance again. So, what exactly do you do in the future, anyway, huh? Domino, aka Neena Thurman, is a character from Marvel Comics. Deadpool: Deadpool That's from Robocop! Cable: I said, You remind me of my wife. Deadpool: No, Im sorry that you said that while making heavy eye contact and applying lip balm.Cable: She always struggled. : I want to belong to something, like you, Pool sir.